Is this on?
Yes? Good. Good.
Do not be intimidated by my appearance, for you are in a safe haven.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am known as Alchayasis.
The world you call "Boopyland" is not an amusement park, nor is it a fun time.
It is a trap. A deadly one, at that.
A trap laid by an ancient race of parasites, known at the Auzicurians.
My kind has been warring with the Auzicurians for centuries.
Not once have we considered turning back.
They took our home, so we take their lives.
God knows what tactics they would pull off to wipe us out.
I want you to remember this symbol.
This is the insignia of the enlightened.
The insignia of my kind, the Makers.
This will be very important in the coming days.
Thank you for your time.